We took a trip to the Easternly beach yesterday searching for loot and booty. On the beach to our astonishment we found a wee castaway who was marooned by her pirate clan for drinkin' all the grog and eating all the cocoa beans. A rough couple o' days she had had for she was tired and hungry. We decided to take her on with our own swashbuckling crew for the mere price of her life in slavery. Surprised we were when we found that it was her day of birth just a year ago. She proved to be an invaluable ally when we were diggin' up old sunken treasure in the bottom of Davy Jones Locker for she could spot the sharks faster than the rest! Since then though, we noticed she's not good for much except eating, drinking, crying and making us hardened pirates soft in the hearts.
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